The Family Jewels

A while ago someone brought up the Lifegem process, by which the carbon from the remains of one's loved ones could be converted into diamonds. At the time I laughingly suggested that perhaps the whole clan could be gathered into one setting to form the 'family jewels'. It seems that no idea is too absurd to market:

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/currentbrochures/Family%20Plan%20Flyer.pdf

Judging by the photo, something tells me that their net worth would increase if they all died and became diamonds.

In examining that guy's cheesy moustache I found this site:

http://www.beards.org/grow.php

This is funny right? It's not just my latent feelings of inadequacy at not being able to participate, right?

In Case You Missed It

I'm glad that someone is finally standing up for the blinds' right to hunt.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6173535.stm

Maybe they can grandfather it for Cheney.

Milestones

Monday, December 11th, 2006
10:01am

So, Benjamin Cedric Brykczynski turns 1 tomorrow officially, but celebrated his birthday early on Saturday. For those of you were not there, I've posted a few pictures.

Actually, by the end of the party we all looked like this. We were all drunk. The surprising thing was that there was enough cake to go around for the adults to make a colossal mess. I'd post pictures, but some people are so touchy about their purported dignity; not like little BCB here.

Powered By Microsoft

Saw this this morning over Dundas Square. Maybe it's running Vista...?

The Best Book Ever

I don't want to read it. I'd never display it on my shelf. But I'm rather glad that it exists. It teaches me why I should be ashamed of my culture.

Being a Good Sport

Sunday, December 3, 2006
11:28pm

One thing I can say with absolute confidence: Rich is a good sport.

On another note, what the fuck is this!?!? Didn't we get enough of this bullshit in the 1980s. Excepting the Brykczynskis, we have all suffered greatly (Swigot's the only freak I know that enjoyed this crap). Twisted Sister by itself is horrific, but a Christmas album? I hope that somebody kicks them all in the balls. Scratch that, I hope that Jesus smites them, old skool.