A while ago someone brought up the Lifegem process, by which the carbon from the remains of one's loved ones could be converted into diamonds. At the time I laughingly suggested that perhaps the whole clan could be gathered into one setting to form the 'family jewels'. It seems that no idea is too absurd to market:
Judging by the photo, something tells me that their net worth would increase if they all died and became diamonds.
In examining that guy's cheesy moustache I found this site:
This is funny right? It's not just my latent feelings of inadequacy at not being able to participate, right?